Sunday, May 26, 2013

Sober Sunday Reflections on...Movies That Ruined My Childhood

One of my frequent topics of conversations with friends is how, when we were kids (most of my friends being the same age as me), we used to have R-rated films actually marketed--or ostensibly marketed--towards kids. I can remember around the time Terminator 2 came out, it was a big thing, not just amongst adults old enough to legally purchase a ticket to see it, but amongst kids, too. When I was 5 or so (around the time the movie came out), my dad bought me T2 action figures (like these!) after I got my tonsils taken out. Imagine that happening now in the post-Columbine, all-violent-movies-lead-to-real-world-violence age. It doesn't. Or, if it does, I'm unaware of it because I'm too lazy to do research for these damned articles--preferring instead to rattle off the old-man cuff about the sad passing of how things used to be in my "day and age".


Pictured: me.


Curmudgeonly asides aside: one thing I really miss is how films used to affect me. Not that movies have become any less scarring or that the quality of films has declined (even with the proliferation of so much CGI and cheap shakey-cam gimmicks, who am I to say movies as a constantly evolving art-form have gotten any worse?)--I just haven't been able to lose myself in a film--feel a film spur then shoot its emotional ice-pick in my emotional eye-sockets a la the T-1000 in T2--like I did when I was younger--and the prime example of that--or maybe just the most extreme--is how long it's been since a movie truly shook me up; in effect, traumatizing me for life.

So, without further adieu, here is my sad, lamenting ode to movies that ruined my childhood:

1. T2



I figure I should do this chronologically--starting with the first movie to fuck me up and working my way forward from there. So, if I have to be honest I'll go with T2.

When T2 came out, it was huge. If I had to chart Arnold Schwarzenegger's career, I'd probably say T2 came out at its peak: at a time when he was doing lame fitness promos for kids (I wonder if the morbid obesity epidemic amongst children happened before or after celebrities stopped trying to get kids to jump rope and run on treadmills?) and being parodied indirectly on SNL by Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon. So, either because he was such a household name or the movie itself was so huge, I can remember everyone talking obsessively about it--in the same way that families rally around Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean fare now.

My babysitter at that time gave us--the kids who were in school--the option of taking a nap in the afternoon or watching a movie. I was at an age where other kids my age elected to take a nap, but there were big kids--older than me--who stayed up and watched movies and because I had no backbone (and still don't) and wanted the older kids to like me (even if they were the kids who harassed and bullied me everyday about my Where's Waldo? backpack), I would stay up too.

The movies we had to choose from were mostly then-popular movies from my babysitter's shitty taped-off-of-TV VHS collection (Ghost, T2, Ghost Dad) that we'd watch in regular rotation. The one that stuck with me the most, though, was T2. I think I identified with it maybe because it had a young kid-lead (Mr. Edward "Pecker" Furlong) but there were other things in the film that really fucking got to me. Specifically: liquid-metal bogeyman Robert Partrick who played the T1000.

 Pictured: Robert Patrick prophesying the number of films he will be recognized from....

To say he was evil would be inaccurate. He wasn't--he was simply a machine sent back in time to destroy (kill) John Connor--or anything that got in the way (Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Connor's foster parents, etc.) of him destroying (again: killing) John Connor. There was no real malice to what he was doing--but he was still creepy, as a character, in the same way that some serial killers are creepy: because they kill as if programmed to do so, with absolutely no concept of how "wrong" that is and--certainly--no remorse for all those they've killed. Worse still: this was a movie watched by millions of little kids like myself--and the plot revolved (essentially) around a shape-shifting robot-man hell-bent on killing a little kid. Again, imagine a movie like that coming out today, with action figures (like the one my dad bought me) and parents thinking nothing of it--celebrating the film as a harmless popcorn flick.

 "And here's where the invincible machine-man murders 10 year-old John Connor's foster parents. What say you kids to a game of catch after this?"


The one scene that really got to me was when the T-1000 came up from the floor, having chameleon-mirrored the black-and-white checker design of the tiles (because he can do that) and then walking up to a fat security guard and basically lobotomizing him to death with his T-1000 finger which he turned into a metal ice-pick (because he can do that, too).



At this time, I was just starting to take showers--that rare time in my 5 or 6 year-old life when I was left completely alone. Had I been attacked by some lurking menace (like the T-1000, say) there was a good chance my parents, who would be upstairs, couldn't hear me through the running shower water and the entire floor that separated us. I used to peel back the shower curtain in 30 second intervals--having to prep myself before each time--to examine the ceiling and floor closely, looking for any sign that the T-1000 would suddenly manifest and kill me--the thinking being: as long as I checked the ceiling and floor regularly, the T-1000 couldn't get me. In the movie it took him longer than 30 seconds to come up and reform and walk over to the security guard, so: say he wanted to kill me in my most vulnerable of moments--5 years-old and naked in the shower--as long as I kept an eye on the floor and ceiling, I could time my escape just right--between him coming out like a slow-moving water droplet and him reforming, then choosing whatever instrument-of-death he wanted to mold his body--or part of his body--into to kill me. 


2/3. Leprechaun/Wizard of Oz


Confession time: when I was a kid, I was deathly afraid of little people. My mom took me to MCL once--where old people go to eat bad food before they die--and, on the particular day she took me (whether she planned it or not is debatable, but, if it was planned, I'd like to retroactively take her to court for child abuse by way of horrific emotional scarring), they were hosting a meet-and-greet with one of the original munchkins--something I didn't find out about until my mom pointed him out to me, standing in the MCL doorway like a rock-star surrounded by cottage-cheese skinned old people with oxygen tanks.

My initial reaction was the closest I've ever felt to primal fight-or-flight panic. I immediately felt all the blood run from my skin and a sinking, non-poop-related heaviness in my gut. I wanted to cover my eyes and at the same time watch to make sure what I was seeing was real--a real little person, not quite a kid and not quite an adult (right? that's how little people work?). My mom related to me enthusiastically: "Look, it's a munchkin!" (the only time anyone should ever utter those words--when pointing out an actual munchkin from the Wizard of Oz), thinking that I'd be on board and just as enthusiastic. But, alas: I wasn't. It was one thing to see them--the munchkins--on a TV screen, but quite another to encounter them in real life. Not to be offensive, but something about the situation was so surreal and so terrifying--like seeing a doll come to life. I couldn't believe it.

 On a scale of 1 to pants-shitting, these guys are up there with Santa Claus.

Fast-forward I don't know how many months or years later and Leprechaun is a huge movie. On grocery trips with my mom, I hang out in the movie rental section and I look at the box--sort of as a dare to myself. Seeing Warwick Davis, all make-up-ed up and looking grotesque as the sinister titular villain messes with my already fragile ability to comprehend little people and not completely shit myself in terror.

Then...the movie comes on TV.

My parents leave me alone to watch TV--for whatever reason. I guess they trust that I'm just going to watch Nickelodeon (it was a different time then...) and not accidentally discover late-night porn (which I did eventually) or borderline exploitation movies about sinister little folk. But, I do. I see the movie listed on the TV guide channel (remember that? with the scrolling movie titles and bad weather channel music?) and, after careful deliberation, decide, perhaps as a challenge to myself, to turn to the channel it will be on and watch it. I only make it maybe 5 minutes in--at around the time you hear Warwick Davis taunting the old lady with nursery rhymes--before switching it to SNICK (the late-night Nickelodeon entertainment block my parents assume I'm watching).

I can't explain my fear of little people--or if it's even a thing (a phobia?) shared with other people. But, after years of self-guided therapy--watching Warwick Davis in non-murderous fare like Willow and the always funny An Idiot Abroad--I finally got over my fear.

 For the most part....


(Edit: I forgot to mention it at the time I wrote this but the Oompa Loompa's from Willy Wonka...--all orange-faced and boner-hipped--had a pretty devastating effect on me, too.)




4/5. The Shining (1980 version and ABC miniseries)




Yeah, yeah. I know what you're thinking: this is supposed to be a 5 part list and I'm cheating because I've included two titles in the last 2 entries. But...you know what? I'm lazy. And these things take forever to write. So, back off!

I can't remember which version of the Shining I saw first: Kubrick's or the ABC miniseries, but I remember wanting to see it ever since my uncle--a tobacco-chewing man-child, who I worshiped as a child-child--told me about it.

We were on our way to an IU basketball game. My family--on my dad's side--has this habit of being as unintentionally awkward as possible. As much as I revered my uncle, he--like all my dad's brothers--had this weird tendency to never talk even in situations where he was expected to. We drove the full 45 minutes to Bloomington in his big truck with no radio and nary a word between us--just me sitting there awkwardly, occasionally taking peripheral glances at my uncle, spitting cherry chewing tobacco into an empty pop bottle, which he always had near him at all times. Then, out of nowhere, still hawk-gazing at the road, he asks me: "You ever see the Shining?"

"No," I say. "What's that?"

Five minutes--or what feels like five minutes--passes. He reaches for the spit-filled pop bottle, spits, then sucks up the lingering spittle from his mustache and bottom lip. "It's a movie about a guy. He goes to this hotel for the winter. With his family."

Long pause.

Me: "Wow, that sounds---."

"The guy--," my uncle continues, cutting me off, "is supposed to take care of the hotel. Just him and his family staying at this hotel." Because my uncle so seldom talks--and when he does it's so slow and deliberate--I never know when he's finished and when I'm expected to say something, so he frequently cuts me off--as he did here. "Anyway, time passes. And he gets cabin fever. Some spooky things start happening at the hotel. Ghosts. And he goes crazy. Tries to kill his family."

I don't know why--but that synopsis alone sucked me in. Probably because at that time my uncle was the coolest person in the world. He was young-ish, had his own cabin on a lake which he invited my dad, my sister and me to and he played and gave me his old video games. Anything he talked about sounded amazing.

"No Pedo"


So, also around this time, the ABC miniseries comes out. I can't remember if I watched that first or the other one, but both fucked with me. I specifically remember watching the second act of the ABC miniseries and having to turn off the TV at the lady-in-room-217 part. It was the only time I've ever been so scared out of my mind by something that I had to physically get up and run. And, I didn't run to any place in particular--I just got up and started running, then pacing around the living room trying to make sense of the fucked-up-edness of what I just saw.

 Scene in question. Be forewarned: this scene still haunts me today.


For weeks afterwards, I avoided bathrooms. Especially ones--like the bathroom we had downstairs--that had bathtubs: the natural haunting-grounds of the lady in room 217. If I took a shower, I made it as quick as possible. If I had shampoo in my hair, I'd keep my eyes open because I was so paranoid. For the 30 minutes or so between being dropped off from school and my dad getting home, I'd hold in my pee--not wanting to get caught in a situation where the decrepit ghost of 217 could attack me and no one was around to hear me screaming for help.










So, in conclusion (the spiffiest way to end any piece of writing): the movies I watched as a kid probably play a large part in how neurotic I am today. If I could go back in time, it's impossible to say whether I'd choose to not watch these movies at such an impressionable age--because as a kid being scared out of your wits is somehow so alluring. But one thing I will say is that I miss that feeling of not only being excited about something because you know it has the potential to fuck with you so profoundly but also the general feeling of being affected so deeply by a movie. Either because I'm old and jaded or the movies I watch now aren't as terrifying as movies like the Shining--but it's been a long time since a movie really stuck with me. So, here's to the sad passing of that time in my life and hoping that it might come back.




Friday, May 3, 2013

Friday Find-Day: Friday Stikes Back!

Hey, Breakfast-lubbers. It's been a while since my last Friday Find-Day post--or any post, really--so what better way to get back in the swing of things than by providing you with some quality, time-draining Youtube links?

The first link is to a new subreddit I found, featuring links to Youtube Haikus. For those of you unfamiliar with Youtube Haikus--as I was before discovering this subreddit--they are the super-condensed, straight-to-the-funny, ADHD versions of Youtube videos, which themselves already pander to Internet-ADHD.

The Orwellian snark in me wants to point out that, since the emergence of Internet pop-culture and since we've become more connected as a culture in general, our attention span has diminished. To quote every old man comment-thread lurker ever: "We get our news in soundbites. Kids these days--what with their iPhones and Fap Parties--don't have the same patience we did; to actually read books and be thoughtful. If something isn't neatly trimmed down to a less-than-1-minute Youtube video, we don't have the patience for it. Blah blah blah." But the party guy in me--the guy who's too busy spiking the punch bowl at the Winter Formal and getting laid, old man!--genuinely enjoys that there is a subreddit dedicated to making already digestible Internet filth even more digestible under the pretext that they're reconfiguring Youtube videos into "poetry."






The links provided are the funniest ones I've found thus far--but I'm still new to this Youtube Haiku-thing, so I'm sure there are funnier ones.

The second link is to a video (though you won't find any moving images in this video, because it's actually just audio) of Stephen Colbert reading Ray Bradbury's "The Veldt," which as I found out last night had just as much to do with the genesis of Stephen King's The Shining as John Lennon's "Instant Karma" (the title taken from the line in the song: "We all shine on!"). This is exciting news for me since I am one of those people mentioned in the reviews for the recently-released documentary Room 237 who is inexplicably obsessed with The Shining-- in all its manifestations (book, movie, mini-series, etc.). If you're like me, any insight into the world of the Overlook is vastly interesting--as is listening to this story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSoigRHHNLM&feature=related

The final link is to a documentary I found this past March, whilst holed up at my parents' with Late Winter's Disease. It was shot by a then-high-schooler, profiling "dirty" grunge girls--back when that was a thing (the 90's) and not just something people who read Vice do because they, "like, did the Bethany Consentino thing last year or whatever" and misremembered-grunge is this year's new retro-obsession.



For someone still in high school, the documentary is pretty impressive. And if you're interested in seeing how the two sisters profiled turned out, they both have their own Youtube channels. So...stalk them, I guess?

Also: if you haven't yet checked out Jim's heartbreaking 2-part post of staggering genius, which I admit is quite lengthy (clocking in at approximately 6,357 Dennetts-long), I highly encourage you to do so. After all, he took the time to write the thing, right? And if you're not reading it--well then, you're just being rude.



Sunday, April 7, 2013

Sober Sunday Reflections on the Useful Illusion of Human Freedom – Part II

What Consciousness Really Is

Now that the “freedom-stealing” specter of determinism has been banished, the question of what consciousness actually is still needs answering.  For Wegner, understanding consciousness requires a two-angled approach, consisting of scientific inquiry into the physical mechanisms responsible for the feeling of conscious will, and investigation into how people psychologically experience conscious will.  The answer to the question about what consciousness really is lies at the heart of an infectious misunderstanding about what actually causes our actions.  The misunderstanding stems from confusion about the relationship between the “force” of will and the “feeling” of will (Wegner 12).  In order to understand why Wegner believes the experience of conscious will and its perceived causal effects on behavior are an illusion, it is important to have a grasp of the theory of apparent mental causation, which is the cornerstone of Wegner’s work.

The gist of apparent mental causation is that conscious will is felt regardless of the causal connections that may or may not exist between a person’s thoughts and actions.  As in the case of automatisms and other psychological experiments cited by Wegner, the experience of conscious will can be amplified or diminished independently from the conditions that cause an action.  This argument has a skeptical ring to it, driven by the same fundamental uncertainty of causal analysis in general.  How can a person be sure their thoughts cause their actions when it’s entirely possible something else is actually responsible?  Since we are not always aware of the functional mechanisms behind conscious processes, we must rely on appearances and the old adage still holds:


Appearances can be deceiving.


The model of apparent mental causation pegs unconscious forces as the real author of our actions (Wegner 68).  Unconscious forces are responsible for the actual causal connection leading to action.  However, the features of consciousness cause the brain to reveal another causal path to itself leading from a thought about the action directly to the action itself.




This apparent causal pathway is illusory because it leads to the assumption that a thought or experienced intention actually causes an action.

“MOOOHOOOHAHAHAHA!”

According to Wegner, there are three major points of criteria used in making causal inferences about thoughts and actions.

1. Priority
Priority refers to the timeframe in which thoughts occur with respect to actions.

Wegner performed the I-Spy experiment to show how manipulating temporal priority can obscure the experience of conscious will.  In this study, an unwitting participant and an experimenter posing as a participant moved a cursor on a computer screen over images while receiving voice instructions about the images via headphones.  At specific times during the exercise, the experimenter forced the mouse to stop on a particular image based on an instruction received via the headphones.  The images settled on during these forced stops also corresponded to the word heard by the participant.  These forced stops occurred at varying time intervals from when the image-word was heard by the unwitting participant, which manipulated the temporal priority of the thoughts pertaining to the action of stopping on the images.  At the end of each round, the participant rated his/her experience of intention in selecting the image.  After repeated trials, patterns of increasing sense of intention emerged as the timeframe between the audible word and the forced stop decreased.  This illustrates how controlling temporal priority with regard to thought-action association can result in a false sense of conscious will that trends upward as the time between the thought and the action decreases.  So at least in some cases like these, conscious will is felt in the absence of any causal relation between a relevant thought and an associated action.

2. Consistency
Consistency requires the perception of a meaningful association between a thought and an action.

As evidence for the consistency principle, Wegner talks about a study where one person is led to perceive another person’s hands as their own.  In this experiment, a person wraps their arms around the study participant and performs hand actions that eventually elicit feelings of will and empathic ownership in the participant when the actions are telegraphed by speech or a certain amount of repetition.  Strong skin-conductance and emotional responses were observed in participants that viewed one hand slapping the other with a stretched rubber band (Wegner 81).


Spontaneous ideas and personal revelations are more common cases where consistency influences the experience of conscious will.  People often amaze themselves by coming up with creative ideas that don’t seem related to what they were previously thinking about.  As a result of this gap in perceived consistency, many people feel less control over spontaneous ideas versus ideas that are deliberated over longer.

According to Wegner, the pathology suffered by schizophrenics can also be explained in terms of the consistency principle.  The hallucinated voices or dissonant thoughts of a schizophrenic are likely caused by some traumatic or substance-related dissociation that disrupts their perception of mental consistency.



3. Exclusivity
Exclusivity refers to whether a thought is perceived as the only cause of an action (Wegner 69).

The exclusivity principle comes into play when other perceived causal factors enter the scene.  When the occurrence of an action is “crowded” with other agents or causally contributing events, the experience of conscious will is normally diminished.  This is the reason diffusion of responsibility in a crowd can lead to vicious behavior that no single person would likely engage in otherwise.  It’s the same reason unethical schemes cause less moral friction within most individuals when more conspirators are involved.  It may also account for the cruel actions of individuals involved in oppressive regimes and the rampancy of corporate corruption.

Furthermore, the perception of exclusivity can be affected by internal factors.  The cultural phenomenon of demon possession is a popular example.  People can evidently lose enough feeling of conscious will through a chain reaction of psychological suggestion that they can allow themselves to exhibit symptoms of the clinically insane.


In this and other cases of imaginary agency attribution (i.e. spirits, curses, angels), other causal factors that are fabricated by the person’s mind encroach on the scene of an action and reduce the sense of conscious will (Wegner 223).

Wegner’s evidence suggests that an experience of conscious will is vulnerable to error, and is not the invincible authorship indicator some take it as.  In fact, conscious will can be pretty easily tricked.  Wegner’s cases of automatisms effectively illustrate this.  Ouija boards and their associated phenomena are notorious cases of automatic behavior resulting from reduced sense of conscious will.  When two or more people place their hands on the Ouija planchette, exclusivity is compromised.  The scene of the action becomes crowded by a group of complex human intentional systems, all anticipating each other’s thoughts and paying much less attention to their own.

Sorry, Satan...

Ideomotor theory, originally developed by William Carpenter (1888), offers a non-superstitious explanation for the surprises that can result from Ouija board games.  According to this theory, the idea of an action can cause us to perform the action without necessarily being influenced by a sensation of intention (Wegner 121).  Furthermore, without any significant counter suggestion from our sense of will, these actions are usually carried out unconsciously.  Distracted minds are prone to ideomotor movements and people likely experience many throughout their day.


There are plenty of examples of people engaging in behavior that is induced by a prior thought without reporting any significant feeling of conscious will.  In the case of Ouija boards, ideomotor theory often comes into play through the desire to believe in the occult or to have a “supernatural” experience by communicating with dead relatives or mischievous spirits.



This enthusiasm can distract the conscious mind away from sensing one’s own intention, which reduces the feeling of conscious will and leads people to claim they had a paranormal encounter.  With attention distracted and little counter-resistance due to excitation, a person becomes vulnerable to suggestion.  The same processes can occur in automatic writing.

Automatic writing usually involves some kind of distraction or turning attention away from the intentional process of writing, so a person is surprised by what they write at the end of a session.  In this case, they experience less consistency between thought and action and may even discover patterns later on that confirm some preexisting belief or fear they had going into the exercise.

Whether it is hypnotism, Ouija boards, automatic writing, or even ventriloquism, the automatisms Wegner discusses are meant to illustrate the essential vulnerability of the experience of conscious will.  This implies that automatic behavior is what lies beneath all experiences of controlled conscious willing.  So, most of the “iceberg” of the human mind really is underwater.  We are dominated by mechanisms, and conscious will intervenes when and where it can.  As Wegner says, “automatisms are the rule, not the exception” (Wegner 143).




There are a number of ways, however, that we help perpetuate and amplify the feeling of conscious will.  Memories of intending an action are often fabricated after the fact to preserve a smooth sense of agency.  Rather than face the sometimes unsettling and counter-intuitive idea of not meaning to do something, or to take credit for a potentially praiseworthy act, people can hoodwink themselves into remembering a conscious will experience even if there was none.  This revision of intention shows that conscious will experiences are not firmly set within the mind.  They can be manipulated to fill in gaps of experience, and preserve a person’s sense of a responsible self.  This can lead to inconsistencies over time, obscuring the genuine reasons people do what they do (Wegner 160).  Self-perception is fallible indeed.

The identities we ascribe to actions also change over time.  Our interpretations of actions almost always change depending on the time of life we speculate on them.  (Just ask a kid what he was thinking when he got rowdy at his Harvard coke party and put the captain of the wrestling team in a coma. Then ask the same kid about the event after he grows up.)

BEFORE

 
AFTER


Therefore, intentions can be very hard to track over time.  The experience of intention is subject to the wear and tear of recollection and confabulation, and actions are very distinct from the meanings we ascribe to them.  More so, perhaps, than many people are used to thinking they are.

If this is the case then, as Wegner puts it, identity is a “variable quantity”, and the self is a virtual agent constantly involved in inventing its own identity (Wegner 266).

(Dennett has criticized Wegner’s claim that “the experience of conscious will happens in a virtual agent, not a brain or mind” as a slippery slope to the Cartesian Theater. If brain states are mental states, then conscious willing does happen in a brain or mind.)

However, even if identity is fluid and the experience of conscious will is illusory, it still deserves credit.  It enables us to become aware of our actions in a way that cannot be achieved otherwise.  Conscious willing is an experience, and a characteristic of experiences is that they tend to be simplifications.  For example, we are able to experience something like a sunny day as a kind of consolidated unit of sensation/perception and memory associations.  The individual elements involved in our sunny day experience are obviously vast in number, complexity, and vagueness, but our minds simplify them into conceptual unity.  It is for this reason that we do not get bogged down in the sophisticated, cog-turning underpinnings of the world we inhabit.  In this sense, conscious will could be a global mechanism for simplifying all neurological processes involved in action and decision-making.  If this is the case, consciousness is everywhere within us.  It is a function of the whole, so we experience it as a complete thing, and thus often attribute (somewhat inaccurately) a single source location.

It is hard to pin down any experience and say it “resides” in any single location of a human being.  For instance, where does fear come from?  The location of the fear emotion is distributed throughout all causal forces and relationships responsible for the feeling (i.e. environmental stimulus, nerve impulses, endocrine etc.).  But this does not stop us from making useful simplifications and attributing fear, in a folk sense at least, to a sort of “gut” reaction.  Much of the grinding gears of the universe are hidden behind a veneer of simplification.  So, in terms of conscious will, we may be mistaken about the actual root mechanistic cause of actions, but at least we are able to become conscious of them at all.  That alone is an achievement of knowledge worth wanting.

We'll take it!


Circling Back

So why do we experience the illusion?  What is the purpose of perceiving actions differently than the way they physically work?  One reason is that it serves a functional purpose for our cultural understanding of agency.  It fits with our normal conception of the world as filled with doers (Dennett 26).  In light of this, the illusion makes sense and is clearly there for a reason.

There are good reasons for humans to be able to swap between psychological and mechanistic explanatory systems.  Different explanations fit different actions in the world.  Let’s go back to Dennett’s determinism for a second.  Even if determinism implies happenings, we live our lives determined to be doers.  As Dennett claims, evolution works just fine “in the dark”.  The mechanisms of any system, be it a thermostat or a human mind, do not need to be aware of themselves in order to do their job.  Consciousness is something additional; a bonus ability to perceive and associate the relevant thoughts and feelings we have about an action for the purpose of explanation.  This distinction is also essential to the idea of the illusion of conscious will.  It is not our awareness of the thoughts we have about an action that directly causes the action, and the tendency to assume otherwise is a product of an evolved explanatory system that amounts to a very useful illusion.  Humans perceive agency and apply it generously, even where it is not present, as a way of ordering our perception of the world.  It is a proven heuristic that leads us to make fairly innocuous assumptions about intentionality.

“And it uses its own pigment molecule, chlorophyll, to carry out the action.
This does not make the ribosomes happy.”


Over-assigning agency to ourselves does not have to be seen as some Freudian superego process meant to tether the untamed devils of our unconscious minds.  More than likely, it is just our way of making sense of the world by pursuing our cultural ideal of human freedom (Wegner 108).  As Dennett comments, it is better to be disposed to perceive agent minds even where there are none just in case they happen to be present.  There are evolutionary explanations for misattributions of conscious will, whether the misattributions are directed at external things or our very own selves.


What Are We?

So what is the “self” in this context?  What is the nature of the consciousness that gives us our freedom worth having?  Both Dennett and Wegner like to use the operating system analogy.  If the human body and its entire evolved infrastructure are nothing short of the hardware of a marvelously sophisticated computer, then the self is the operating system.



The essential task of an operating system is to provide a simplified control center for a complex network of interconnected hardware.  Consciousness is an adaptive self-surveillance program, and like computer operating systems, is gradually improving and extending its influence over the human “hardware”.  Consciousness, and in turn the known powers of freedom, evolve as a continuing consequence of our survival as a species.  The project has been underway for millennia, and it will still receive tweaking.  The user-illusion of the self is a helpful shortcut that smoothens the flow of experience and paints a fluid picture over the daunting underbelly of our biological wiring.  This is how, in Dennett’s words, something can become more than its parts (Wegner 106).  It’s why a Ferrari is more than metal and rubber, why the Taj Mahal is more than building materials, why an ecosystem is more than the life of any single species.  They are more by virtue of their cooperative function, which shapes their identity.  Simplifications and distinctions help us organize our noisy environments.  They make cognitive awareness manageable, and enable us to notice and track our own footprints as well as others’.  In short, consciousness is evolution coming out of the dark.


Taking Responsibility

The moral implications of all this are not difficult to see.  If conscious will is no more than an emotion of authorship, then it is the single most important piece of moral equipment human beings possess.  The feeling of being a doer and not merely a happening is necessary for taking responsibility and being worthy of praise or blame.  As an objection to this, one could ask: how can just the feeling of being a doer suffice for responsibility if it isn’t a genuine, objective moral status?  This objection operates on an assumption that Wegner shows is not worth holding.  This objection assumes that there is some kind of opposite and equal relationship between free will and determinism, so that only one can be true.  This is a falsely construed dichotomy (Wegner 322).  If free will is an emotion or feeling then it does not conflict with determinism, and they can both exist in the same philosophically consistent world.

If free will was a causal process like determinism then there would be a serious problem.  What would a world like that look like?  Imagine if our actions emanated from some inexplicable construct within us that no CT scan, autopsy, or X-ray could find.  This “free will machine” would have to hover somewhere in between realms, affording us the gift of an ethereal freedom.  And human beings, with their infinite privilege, would be the only creatures fortunate enough to receive this honor.  This doesn’t sound like a world that evolved.  Asking someone to believe that free will is a causal source of action is like asking someone to believe in magic (or, perhaps even worse, to slide backwards 400 years in metaphysics).  It is a strange extra piece forced onto the jigsaw puzzle of the universe that just doesn’t fit.  There are better explanations when we decide to officially close The Cartesian Theater for demolition.

Since determinism is a process, free will as a feeling fits right into an evolutionary picture of the human being.  It is the feeling that guides our behavior, lends us a sense of identity, and helps us keep track of our actions and the actions of others in order to mete out the proper praises and blames, punishments and rewards.  Furthermore, determinism is the process by which all of this occurs and continues to occur.  All the tied strings of memory and stored experience are the deterministic bindings that make us who we are.  This is the source of moral agency and the feeling of authorship.  Otherwise, our actions would spring right out of thin air.  We experience moral emotions as an estimate of the involvement our own thoughts have in our actions.  Sometimes we are wrong, and we feel guilt for something we did not cause, or cause things we feel no guilt for.  Sometimes we get it right, and our experience of authorship lines up well with what we do.  Either way, these experiences carry moral weight because we do them.

So, at this point I’ve said that conscious will is not the cause of human action and that deterministic processes are ultimately causally responsible for what we do.  This statement can feel ominous without a deeper understanding of the argument.  It is important to make it clear that this does not mean slow-planned conscious deliberation cannot yield significant influence over our actions.  In fact, the level of influence our non-reflexive thoughts have on our actions is significant enough to lead to the misattribution of ultimate causation in the first place.  Eddy Nahmias has some things to say about this in his critique of Wegner, focusing on a very important distinction between genuine authorship and the feeling of agency.


Objection!


Eddy Nahmias defines an illusory experience as something that represents an event in such a way that conflicts with the actual nature of that event.  He then claims that Wegner’s cases of experienced conscious will do not qualify for this definition.  He argues that the only way conscious will could be considered illusory is if people experience a dualistic causal agent-self or a reportedly flawless “self-knowing” during their actions, however he dismisses this possibility by claiming no one experiences these things (Nahmias 777).  This is where he goes wrong.  It is hard to believe, not just based on the work of agent-causation theorists and philosophers (i.e. Chisholm, Clarke, O’Connor) but also common reports from people about many of their actions, that no one ever feels like an infallible causal agent.  Nahmias is right by saying our experience does not “commit” us to believing such things, but that does not mean we do not often hold these beliefs, and for specific reasons, be they evolutionary or firmly based in our everyday folk psychology.  If Nahmias is willing to assume people no longer buy into “self-luminous” experiences or cases of infallible agent causation, he gives the majority of people too much credit.

“Ever get luminous, brah?”


These qualms aside, the illusion Wegner actually identifies exists in the inability of our experiences to provide us direct information regarding the deep causal mechanisms of our actions.  Acknowledging this, Nahmias still eschews the word illusion, preferring “incomplete” as a more apt description.

“Semantics, shemantics.”


Nahmias’ main point is that the evidence Wegner provides is not enough to show that our conscious will experiences are always illusory.  This leads to the further point that a lack of causally responsible agency does not imply a lack of genuine authorship.  Taking a physicalist’s point of view, Wegner claims that the brain processes responsible for intentions are not directly causally joined with the brain processes responsible for action.  However, the most considerable problem of Wegner’s body of evidence is that he offers no neurobiological facts that could prove these systems to be entirely separate.  Instead he uses his psychological research and experimentation to infer this based on the finding that in some cases our experience of conscious will goes wrong.  Admittedly, there may be no clear scientific discoveries that can provide this evidence, and the experiment-based inference may be the most reliable, but this deficiency of hard scientific information does not lend an overwhelming sense of authority to Wegner’s models of the neurological structure of conscious will.  Furthermore, just by proving that the experience of will goes wrong in some cases does nothing to recommend the idea that it is always wrong.  As Nahmias says, more is needed.

Nahmias’ strongest case is the authorship/agency distinction.  He voices a good argument for the causal influence of deliberated and planned (distal) intentions in future actions that Wegner would probably agree with.  Wegner does discuss the significance of the timeframe in which intentions and thoughts about an action are formulated (priority).  However, Nahmias is right to sharpen the distinction between authorship and agency.  Even if conscious intentions are not directly involved in the immediate (proximal) cause of an action, they can be significant distal causes (Nahmias 782).  For example, a person undergoing rigorous military and survival training is in the process of generating hundreds of contingent distal intentions in the event that they experience them in the field of combat.  When they find themselves performing these actions in the heat of battle or in the stress of a war scenario, it is no accident.  The distal intentions are extremely causal.  Furthermore, even if proximal actions are performed without much conscious awareness at the time, they can still result in a tangible sense of authorship.  After all, it is still the soldier performing them.  Our reflexive actions still feel importantly like ours.  So even if a detailed feeling of direct causal agency is missing, a sense of authorship can still prevail within a person.  Moreover, this sense of authorship is an extremely significant moral indicator.  A person wouldn’t deny themselves the Medal of Honor claiming that their heroic act in rescuing injured comrades was only an unplanned result of proximal intentions.

“DON’T BLAME ME. IT WAS THE TRAINING.”


Nahmias’ objections can serve an important role in refining the theory of mental causation.  The only significant challenge they present is the claim regarding insufficiency of thorough scientific evidence.  But, this body of evidence is growing.  The future of brain science will likely open opportunities for the further testing of theories like Wegner’s.  Nahmias’ objections apply the right kind of pressure on an area of research that continues to develop.  In fact, properly worked into the existing theory, they help draw out vital distinctions and identify areas for improvement.


What It All Means

Regardless of where the real physical cause of human actions is, the fact remains that we feel like we are doing things.  This feeling governs the way we live our lives as self-proclaimed authors and agents.  This functionality, even if it is illusory and hides something in its apparent presentation in consciousness, is enormously significant and should not be dismissed.  In other words, we should not throw out a vital part of our folk psychology just because it happens to be somewhat illusory.  The fact is that the illusion of consciousness is useful.  And useful illusions are worth keeping.

The experience of causing our actions is essential to the way we navigate the natural and social world.  It’s how we keep track of our achievements, our failures, our anecdotes, and our entire body of work.  There’s comfort in the fact that both the apparent and actual causation still occurs bodily within us.  The feeling of agency and authorship (even when they are distinct) is still significant, especially in a moral sense.  Ultimately, we still do what we do.  We experience what happens in us either as our own (for specific functional purposes), or not (for knowable environmental reasons).  The inference of mental causation is there for a reason, as part of the deterministic processes of evolution.  An evolution that is ultimately responsible for both the hardware and the software of the living, thinking, doing human being.




References
Dennett, Daniel. Freedom Evolves. New York: Penguin Books, 2003.

Nahmias, Eddy. “Agency, authorship, and illusion.” Consciousness and Cognition 14 (2005): 771-185. 14 March 2009 <http://www2.gsu.edu/~phlean/papers/Agency_Authorship_Illusion.pdf>

Wegner, Daniel. The Illusion of Conscious Will. Massachusetts: Bradford Books The MIT Press, 2002.

 

Monday, March 25, 2013

The Cosmo-Alternative: Sex-Tips For the Morally Perfect

We all know that, outside of flesh-spearing your opposite-sex partner (or getting flesh-speared by your opposite-sex partner) through a hole in a sheet, in pitch-black darkness, sex is a very bad thing. When children see sex on TV, they buy guns and shoot up schools and then brag about it to their friends on X-Box Live. When terrorists see any part of a woman other than her eyes, they get raging hate-boners and blow up New York City. We all know this. But, ever since New World  Obama took office (don't EVEN get me started on that guy....), sex has become an indelible part of pop-culture--and an inescapable one at that.

 Before Saddam Hussein Obama-Bin Laden, it was illegal to show actual human babies on TV--babies being too inextricably linked to sex in the minds of the American viewer. So, instead we used plastic preemie-dolls, as evidenced by this still from Bush 9/11 glory-days era sitcom, I Love Lucy.

See, before NO-bama-care, sex was something not even mommies and daddies talked about--they just gave each other meaningful winks at the dinner table when either one felt the urge to make another baby, at which point, they would round up and wrangle all their kids and set them in front of the TV, then go to the bedroom, where they would push their beds (the mommy bed and the daddy bed) together, thus transforming (a la Transformers) the two beds into a single, baby-making unit. Before this of course, they turned on Fox News (which is what most daddies need to get erections) and pumped away to the hate-jive of Bill O'Reilly, seductively running down a list of GOP-headquarters-approved talking points and buzz-words (nothing gets mommy's quim sopping quite like the phrase "the road to Greece").

But that all changed when, for reasons I can't explain, our country elected a half-black-muslim-atheist-satanic-socialist-Nazi as President. Suddenly, sex was everywhere. The things mommies and daddies and non-gays did behind closed doors and never talked about ever were suddenly being flippantly discussed on LGBT-produced shows like Will and Grace. You couldn't (and still can't to this day) turn on a TV without seeing the sex act being performed on every channel--a marked difference from when Bush was President and the Honeymooners was still in syndication and sex was something no one did because it was, like, soooo icky.

 "Sex? Yuck. Just the word itself makes my skin crawl. No homo."

But, hey, I'm not here to talk politics. We all know that the times we're living in may very well be the end-times--why belabor the point, right?

What I'm here to do today is offer my own sex tips for those of us who know how to have sex responsibly--namely, those of us having sex with people who have the opposite genitals from our own. When Obama-Claus took office, defeating first, McCain, and then, Romney, he also defeated a lot of dad-boners--so this is sort of my guide to bringing those boners back and making sex more enjoyable (not that it should be) between non-gay people.

Tip 1:

Cosmo has written extensively on the subject of how to please your man. But--hey, ladies, what about you? Shouldn't you be getting something out of sex, too? I think so--because you're a woman and women are champions.

So, here's my advice--a little move I call the David Copperfield.

 Pictured: Sexy


First, search whatever room you're in and give your man the closest thing resembling a handkerchief. Then, have him pull his penis out of the penis-hole in his jeans. From here, tell him to take the handkerchief and dangle it in front of his crotch-area like a matador enticing a bull. Except, in this case, the bull is your soon-to-be gushing vag. Make sure that he raises at least one eyebrow while doing this--this is key because, as we all know, a raised-eyebrow is the sexiest thing a person can do. Then, have him intermittently pull the handkerchief to the side of his crotch, revealing the fleshy turtle-head poking out of his jeans, while saying really sexy things like: "hocus pocus" and "peek-a-boo-it-sees-you," as these have been proven to make women very aroused.

Tip 2: 

'Nother one for the ladies:

Go outside, in your backyard, when no one--no neighbors or kids or neighborhood-kids--are around to see the ugliness of your naked bodies and make your man lay down under direct sunlight. Rub his doughy penis, like an Injun trying to start a fire with a stick, until his penis is hard and standing straight up.

Once this is complete, ask your man to ask you what time it is. When he asks you, be like: "I don't know. Let me check my SUNDIAL! HAHAHA." And then point at his erect penis casting a shadow on his stomach--or wherever it casts a shadow, depending on what time of day it is.

This is good because not only is it extremely sexy, it's also really, really funny. You'll probably laugh all day and well into the night about it.

 "Haha. And then she goes, "I don't know, let me check my SUNDIAL! Haha. Anyone got anymore wine? I'm starting to feel feelings again."

Additionally, if you really want to heat things up, make your man lay in a spot that you know is infested with chiggers. He'll be scratching himself like crazy and shouting things like: "It feels like Satan spit Louisiana Fire Sauce up my asshole!" and "For the love of God, make it stop!" and you can both laugh about that, too.

Tip 3: 

When you're having sex, take turns trading baby-names. Women have a natural maternal instinct, so they'll get really turned on by this.

Example:

Man: "Oh, I'm gonna put a Travis in you."

Woman: "Pssh. You couldn't even put a Kyle in me...not even if you tried!"

Man: (pumping more vigorously now) "Oh, is that right? Because...I...think....I...feel...a Vanessa...coming...." (strong blast of pre-cum) "Oh, wait. Here's her twin brother..(full load)...Victor!"

 When a woman seems detached during sex, you might suspect she's fantasizing about other men, but what she (and every woman) is really thinking about is this: a single, stock-image of a happy young mother and the human being that grew inside of her body for nine months like a melon-sized tumor and came out of her piss-flaps alongside a blast of afterbirth, shit and ripped-vagina blood. Ahh, birth....


So, there you go: 3 sex tips guaranteed to fix any relationship.

Times are tough and while these tips may not fix the debt crisis, they can fix the sex-crisis. So, try 'em out!

Friday, March 22, 2013

Friday...Feline-Day?

Hey, Breakfast-Eaters!

This week's Friday Find-Day finds us dodging anthropomorphized cats in the proto-psychedelic mind-gardens of Schizo-wunderkind and cleft-lipped weirdo Louis Wain.




Louis Wain was born in a time before Outsider Art was a "thing"--well before Henry Darger died alone and unappreciated and then they made that documentary about him and the Vivian Girls named their band after him--all of which, by the way, Darger probably would have appreciated more when he was alive and drawing little girls with penii in his one-room Chicago apartment.

But Darger is not who we're here to discuss on this very not-spring-like first Friday of spring. If Outsider Art can be plotted like events are plotted in the Bible (and the Western world at large), Louis Wain would be the Moses to Darger's Jesus--his sad, slow-descent-into-madness-filled story occurring B.D. (Before Darger). That's not to say he wasn't appreciated in his time. According to Wikipedia, H.G. Wells (the Time Machine dude) had this to say about Wain: 

"He has made the cat his own. He invented a cat style, a cat society, a whole cat world. English cats that do not look and live like Louis Wain cats are ashamed of themselves."

That's pretty high-praise coming from a high-profile author for someone known as "that guy who does weird cat pictures."

According to lore, Wain started out illustrating cats for his wife. They then became an obsession--until the cat renderings became more and more crazy-looking. Some say, it's clear from the paintings that Wain's mind had slowly deteriorated into madness and that he was schizophrenic, while others claim he had Ass-burger's. Either way, his output is pretty effing cool.

So, enjoy!

link to some of Wain's work

And, if you get a chance, go see the new Harmony Korine movie, Spring Breakers, starring James Franco as the Willem-Dafoe's-character-from-Wild-at-Heart (yeah, don't click that link unless you don't want to sleep tonight or ever again) version of Florida party-rapper Riff Raff

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Sober Sunday Reflections on the Useful Illusion of Human Freedom – Part I

“Consciousness is a much smaller part of our mental life than we are conscious of, because we cannot be conscious of what we are not conscious of...How simple that is to say; how difficult to appreciate! It is like asking a flashlight in a dark room to search around for something that does not have any light shining upon it...Consciousness can seem to pervade all mentality when it actually does not.”

Julian Jaynes (1976) 



Here's the Problem

Sartre said we are “condemned to be free.”




“It’s true. I said that.”



Maybe he was right, but after thinking about the naturalistic/psychological theories explored by Daniel Dennett and Daniel Wegner, it is better to say we are condemned to feel freer than we are.




“THAT’S better.”



One of the largest obstacles Dennett and Wegner’s theories of consciousness face is the uneasiness they can produce in people that are accustomed to thinking in conventional ways about their own choices and behavior. This uneasiness is a symptom of thinking in extremes and painting a threatening caricature of a theory, rather than trying to understand how new theories about consciousness can still hold on reality and not completely destroy a kind of freedom worth having. Granted, anxieties are understandable. Tensions exist between our traditional sense of self and the scientific worldviews humans have developed by observing nature. Consciousness is a frontier that Wegner and Dennett have started charting for the purpose of scientifically resolving the problem of human freedom in a deterministic universe. If we choose to follow them, and are met along the way with discoveries that surprise, scare, or even disappoint us, then our demands about the reality we want to be living in are unrealistic. (Good lord, you want your cake and you want to eat it, too?).




“But, reality is scary. And cake isn’t.”




Like landing on an unmapped island, we can expect to feel dissonance between the actual reality we face and the ripe content of our desires and imaginations. For this reason, it is vital that we trust our reliable instruments to help us find the connection between the dark islands and the rest of the known world. Whether the reality of consciousness turns out to be pleasant or well-received becomes a matter of taste, and what we discover becomes a fact to acknowledge regardless of how it treats emotional palates.



Before attacking the issue, it is important to understand the field of debate and its basic arguments. The problem of human freedom is summarized by drawing attention to the conflict between the deterministic laws observed in our universe and the distinct feeling of agency we have toward most of our actions. The logical conclusions derived from observing deterministic laws of nature can be used to formulate an argument like this:



 
The Problem of Human Freedom

             P1. All physical events are caused by previously occurring physical events. 
             P2. Every human action is a physical event.
             P3. Given P1 & P2, every human action is caused by previously occurring physical events.
             P4. If actions are caused by previously occurring physical events, they are not free.
             THEREFORE, human actions are not free.


 
P1 is well-established already. The laws of physics have a long history of reliably identifying physical causes that determine physical events. Skepticism may haunt every inference of causation, but it is reasonable to assume that all events have causes, apparent or subtle. Therefore, the assumption is safe, backed by common sense, Occam's razor, and centuries of scientific observation. So if P1 is true, the premise implies that it is rational to believe the physical world is deterministic.



The core problem of human freedom is introduced by P2-P4. P2 operates on the assumption that all human actions are physical events. The work of psychology, cognitive neuroscience, and evolutionary biology paints an increasingly physical picture of human action and behavior. Therefore, in an effort to remain consistent and steer clear of dualistic metaphysics, I take it for granted from here on that all events in the universe, including human actions, are only physical events. If this is the case, then P3 is true and human action is caused by prior physical causes.



The argument in P4 is known as incompatibilism, and claims that if an act was determined by previously occurring events, then the act could not have been otherwise. If an act could not have been otherwise, then it cannot be free, so acts that are determined by previously occurring events cannot be free. Incompatibilism implies that the freedom felt in human action does not align with the principles of determinism in the world. This line of thinking leads to theories that, in trying to establish a source of agent-caused free will, often find themselves wandering into the alluring dualism of the “Cartesian Theater.” This is because determinism appears to be a direct assault on the normal concept of human freedom, the idea that humans themselves are the cause of their own actions.



(Dennett coined “The Cartesian Theater” as a disparaging term for the dualist materialism that still remains in many modern materialistic theories of consciousness. Cartesian dualism implies that consciousness operates through the interaction of an immaterial soul with the material body…originally via the pineal gland of the brain.)





So now we have a serious dilemma. Our best reasoning tells us the world we inhabit and the processes responsible for everything in it (humans included) is deterministic, and yet we still feel like we are the ones causing our actions. How can this be?



What the incompatibilist dilemma assumes is that freedom cannot exist in a deterministic world. However, incompatibilism operates on a definition of freedom that is needlessly inflated. In fact, P4 should be amended to state that the kind of freedom many people expect themselves to have cannot exist in a deterministic world, but this does not rule out a kind of freedom worth having. This different version of freedom is more realistic and compatible with the forces of determinism and evolution. And it deserves an explanation.



 

How it Happened

 
The evolutionary theory of consciousness I want to talk about posits that consciousness is an ability evolved from the human knack for communication and cultural expression and is responsible for our sense of freedom. We experience this sense of freedom when our prior thoughts align themselves seamlessly with the actions we perceive ourselves making. What this implies, unsavory to some tastes, is that consciousness and freedom are not irreducibly separate faculties of the mind. Instead, they are integrated cognitive systems that serve an evolutionary purpose, and like any physical adaptation, they can be deceived. So the freedom we experience is an “illusion”; that is, something that appears a certain way without making its actual structure apparent. Both Dennett and Wegner provide arguments and evidence that propel a particular angle of this theory. In Dennett’s case for consciousness and freedom outlined in his book Freedom Evolves, the diverse facets of evolution hold most of the answers to the fundamental problems of free will. Wegner, on the other hand, looks to empirical studies on human psychology to shed more light on what consciousness actually is and why we experience it the way we do.



According to Dennett, freedom is an evolved concept that owes its nature to our shared beliefs about it (Dennett 9). Freedom is real in the same sense that other cultural ideas like “true love” or “good and evil” are real. They are involved and significant to the way we live our lives, present and dynamic in our folk psychology, but they do not exist as emergent, separate, and irreducible entities. In other words, they do not belong to some extra-physical realm (a la Descartes), and like many things still outside the current scope of human understanding, certain features of freedom and consciousness are often exaggerated.




“Look…I know I fucked up, OK?”




Dennett explains the evolution of freedom by tracing its origins back to the first stirrings of life on the planet. This approach avoids the kind of speciesism that obscures the actual history of consciousness as a phenomenon that evolved out of the species-neutral processes of early life. The kind of freedom discussed here is not exclusively human, nor was it ever “complete” at any one time we started noticing it. This fact helps shed more light on why people may not like this “ersatz” freedom that was not supernaturally bestowed upon them by gods or demons, but rather evolved through them and the basic structures that are shared by the simplest of organisms. Consciousness is not some celestially ordained human superpower. It is a growing, evolving capacity evinced at different levels by all living things in a system of natural selection. And it was here, in some form, from the beginning.



The Game of Life developed by John Horton Conway is a useful analogue for thinking about freedom evolving in a deterministic universe. This simulation offers a helpful perspective for understanding how the design steps leading to the freedom we observe today could have occurred without the repeated influence of a creator’s hand (Dennett 53). The game consists of an infinite grid that can be populated with any configuration of square cells. These cells can either be “on” or “off,” simulating the cell’s state of life or death. The cells interact with their eight vertical, horizontal, and diagonal neighbors by following four basic rules:





  1. If a cell has fewer than two living neighbors it dies, simulating the effects of isolation.
  2. If a cell has more than three living neighbors it also dies, simulating the effects of overpopulation in a resource limited environment.
  3. In accordance with rules 1 and 2, any living cell that has two or three living neighbors survives into the next round or “generation.”
  4. Lastly, any dead cell that has precisely three living neighbors becomes live again for the next round, simulating birth.



In its simplest forms, the Game of Life simulation is not particularly interesting. The basic constructions of squares appear to function in very limited ways when they are not forced to interact with one other in the same plane. However, when the complexity of the game increases, fascinating patterns begin to emerge. When multiple cell groups are introduced and are allowed to confront each other, the interactions become an apt model for how the evolution of life systems operates in early stages of development. Remarkable instances of self-replication can result, like the ones discovered by Conway’s theoretical version of the game that became a self-reproducing Turing Machine. Since the game’s invention in the 1970’s, computer programs were designed to effectively extend the simulation. But, the complexity required to generate a Turing Machine and other more computationally expensive arrangements still exceeds what is practical (according to Dennett, the screen displaying a Turing-enabled Life World would need to be approximately one kilometer across) (Dennett, 48). Interestingly, if the complexity needed for such an arrangement could be reached, the size ratio between the functioning whole of the game and the individual square “cells” would become similar to the size ratio of an actual organism to its constituent atoms (Dennett, 49). At these levels of design complexity, the Game of Life becomes all the more reminiscent of the natural world. Since the fuel of evolution is the very crowdedness of a particular environment (more confrontations yield more cases of change and mutation), the probability of spontaneous cases of design rises alongside the increased complexity of environmental conditions. The Game of Life is an informative theoretical analogy for thinking about evolution. It can be used to show how freedom, as a repeatedly re-designed function of cellular life, evolved from the basic avoidance structures of early organisms into the more robust cognitive systems we see operating today.



What this picture of human freedom shows us is nothing short of an unfathomably complex system of avoidance that has been billions of years in the making. So what accounts for the knee-jerk aversion to a freedom that was “blindly” designed by forces of evolution that follow complex but predictable rules? The answer is a lingering fear that leads people to perceive determinism as the ultimate threat to human agency. Both Dennett and Wegner have a ready response to this fear, claiming that even though consciousness and the freedom it affords us are experienced as illusions, this realization changes nothing about our cognitive abilities or our moral responsibility.



 

A Happy Determinism


Determinism can be seen as a problem for human freedom when it is understood to imply the inevitability of actions and events. The first step out of this quicksand is realizing that nothing about determinism necessitates the inevitability of actions and events. If the word “inevitable” really does mean “unavoidable,” as Dennett stresses, then the fact that evolution produces avoidance equipment in abundance exposes the blatant contradiction in claiming that determinism means inevitability (Dennett 58). There is nothing unavoidable in my being able to circumvent a menacing dog in the street. I have the ability (if I happened to be suicidal) to intentionally avoid my avoiding of the threat. However, this ability to avoid the dog (or override my impulse to do so) is still determined in every sense by the evolutionary processes responsible for my cognitive equipment. Because of this, the evolution of avoidance is key to distinguishing determinism from inevitability.




“Relax, buddy-bud, it's just a thought experiment.”




Dennett engages an important objection to this in Freedom Evolves that is worth mentioning. If avoidance is determined, how can it be authentic avoidance in the sense of being able to actually change the outcome of an impending event? This objection confuses what constitutes an impending event. This can happen when retrospectively examining a situation that has already occurred. When conceptualizing a sequence of events in memory, it is tempting to say that the outcome was going to happen but that it somehow changed causal paths. The reality is that whatever happened was determined to do so by the conditions in place when it transpired. What actually occurs becomes the actual outcome in both deterministic and indeterministic worlds. Furthermore, the only authentic avoidance is determined avoidance, since the only real avoidance systems that exist are determined by evolutionary processes. An indeterministic case of avoidance would look something like an act of god or an instance of magic, and it is fair to say that invoking these explanations indicates an obvious lack of important information about the event. Therefore, because the deterministic processes of evolution are the only reason we can avoid anything at all, determined avoidance is the only really authentic kind of avoidance.



Another worthwhile objection expresses contention about the role of chance in deterministic avoidance. Determinism, at the outset, seems to exclude chance.




“C'mon. If everything is determined, what is left to chance?”




Once again, this objection confuses the notion of deterministic chance that Dennett provides a way of thinking about. According to Dennett, chance does not need to be “causeless” in the sense that a chance event pops into being literally from nowhere. Furthermore, chance should not be considered excluded from determinism, because separating chance from determinism leads to the same kind of dualist thinking that we are trying to avoid in the first place. Chance can still exist in a deterministic world and follow all the rules of necessity, possibility, and causation that we commonly observe. A chance event can be thought of as something that occurs with causal connections that are either too complex or too minute to be scrutable. Take rolling dice for example. We normally consider a proper dice roll to be an indeterministic chance event. In fact, our wagers depend on its legitimate randomness. However, the outcome of the dice roll depends entirely on miniscule deterministic forces at work on it from the time the dice leave the dealer’s hand to the time they settle on the felt table of a casino. Variables like wind resistance, trajectory, tiny variations in the surface of the dice, and so forth into the vast complexity of the physical universe all stack up to determine the outcome. In other words, chance events are extremely sensitive to initial conditions. The whole point of chance, however, is that no one knows enough of this highly detailed information to make an accurate prediction. Therefore, events that occur with complex and practically untraceable variables take on the appearance of chaos. For all practical purposes chance is epistemically tamper-proof, and effectively as opaque as any indeterministic randomness. Physicists refer to this as deterministic chaos. This appearance, however, can be called an illusion when it leads us to infer indeterminacy where there is none. This kind of thinking may require a different understanding of the normal notion of chance, but it is necessary for accurately grasping the forces that determine the extent of our freedom, which is a function of our external and internal physical environments.



There are reasons beyond the tidiness of scientific uniformity to favor determinism over indeterminism. Imagine finding yourself in a violent lightning storm. A five-acre field stands between you and the shelter of your country home. Would you rather traverse this field knowing that a bolt of lightning could strike anywhere, anytime with no possible causal explanation? Or would you prefer a deterministic world where staying low, avoiding tall metallic objects and bodies of water would actually decrease your chances of being struck?



Maybe.


The deterministic world is the only world where effective avoidance is even possible. How can you avoid a completely chaotic and indeterministic event? Granted, lightning is for all practical purposes unpredictable in both deterministic and indeterministic worlds, but at least scientific knowledge is possible regarding the tendencies of the phenomenon in deterministic worlds, providing us with opportunities for genuine avoidance. Even full predictive knowledge of the phenomenon is theoretically possible in deterministic worlds, if only for a LaPlacian Demon (Dennett 28).




(LaPlace’s Demon refers to a thought experiment that originated in 1814 from Pierre-Simon LaPlace. Theoretically, if a being possesses complete information about the atomic and subatomic levels of reality in a deterministic universe, the being could explain and predict any past or future event with absolute precision.)



So there’s no cause for wonder why a world in which my head could explode for no reason at all would be less appealing than a world where rational explanations are prevalent and available. An indeterministic universe would leave us much more stranded for knowledge because it would keep us from knowing about the world. In the deterministic world we live in, our epistemic horizons are comparatively broader.



Yes it's true, indeterminism = Scanners.




Even more progress toward a “happy” determinism is made when it is understood that determinism does not imply fixed natures. It is natural to fear that determinism results in inability to change one’s character or lot in life, but nothing about determinism merits this anxiety. As Dennett points out, no contradiction exists in saying something can be determined to be mutable, unpredictable, or apparently chaotic (Dennett 90). Just because the laws governing the micro-events that determine our possibilities are largely outside our control does not mean we are without the capacity to influence the kind of people we become. It is all a matter of design. Human beings have evolved the ability to learn, improve, and change. Hence, we are determined to have an ability (evidently increasing) to change our natures and thus have some amount of influence over the outcomes in our futures. The actual extent of this freedom might not be quite what we are used to believing, but we’re better off avoiding delusions of grandeur. If freedom is a spectrum, humans are located somewhere on it, moving (it is hoped) in a direction of increase. The fact remains that determinism results in a future (not a nature) that can be, in principle, known and thus is fixed in some important sense. However, humans are not LaPlacian Demons. We live within soft epistemic boundaries that make it improbable enough to thoroughly predict our own futures, so we experience our prospects as subjectively open, which makes us feel free. If this produces the hollow feeling of something left to be wanted, then consider it a reality check.




“Take that, unreasonable expectations about life.”




Human beings have a natural tendency to overestimate their capacities. Our capacity for freedom is no exception. This impulse has traceable evolutionary benefits. Confidence and illusions of control bring social rewards (e.g. political power, successful mating, stronger social networks and support systems). But what accounts for this exaggeration, and is it necessarily wrong? What about the value of a conceptually flexible free will? A free will that is sensitive to our beliefs about it? In this case it really does matter what we think about free will, because (like concepts of “true love,” or “evil”) free will is entirely politically defined. This is one of Dennett’s ongoing concerns. Rather than only peering into the complex features of the physical universe to discover the secrets of some mysterious freedom, (as some versions of Libertarianism attempt to do), why not seek an explanation that is more socio-cultural than metaphysical? Does being free depend on our sense that we are in fact acting freely? Is it simply a shared belief (like the value of money) that could disappear off the face of the earth as soon as everyone ceased to give it credence? Could our sense of freedom collapse like a troubled economy? How free we are (or equivalently how free we think we are) depends on how the progressing ideas of human intention, agency, and responsibility evolve over time within human culture. And this ideological evolution is only a continuation of a vast biological system of adaptations that have been hard at work since the dawn of life on this planet.




In this new light, freedom becomes a concept-dependent cluster of cultural information that causes us to have specific beliefs about what we are and what we are capable of (Dennett 176). So it becomes obvious why people are disposed to overestimate their freedom: natural selection favors it. If this is the case, as Dennett puts it, freedom is no different than our other shared beliefs about things like love or money. It is a meme fighting for survival in the grand arena of contemporary ideas, and a concept applied to specific areas of our lives to serve a cultural function, be it justice, morality, self-esteem, or any of the practical benefits of believing we are free. So if freedom really is one massive shared illusion, the issue becomes profoundly psychological. Given the expanding scientific knowledge humans are gaining about themselves and the demystification of consciousness and self, the goal of securing for ourselves a kind of freedom worth wanting becomes a matter of making calm rational strides toward understanding what free will is, rather than allowing our imaginations to run wild in some quixotic swordfight with determinism.



The urges to battle determinism have resulted in several objections to Dennett’s naturalistic compatibilism. The objection he specifically engages in Freedom Evolves is the quantum indeterminacy theory of libertarianism.




 
Closing the Cartesian Theater





Libertarianism (the apolitical variety) is a popular philosophical movement searching for a defense of indeterminism and to establish moral responsibility in the form of final or ultimate human agency. In order to solve the compatibility problem of free will and determinism, this theory turns to the subatomic world to explain how spontaneous freedom may be possible. What this requires is a vast logical leap from the frontier discoveries of quantum physics to a scantly explained induction about the indeterminacy of macro level decision-making. The instance of the theory Dennett takes issue with was formulated by Robert Kane and proposes that a libertarian freedom is the only way for human beings to be the ultimate source of their decision-making and thus be authentic moral agents. The idea is that if human action were only a mechanical function of a deterministic universe, then moral responsibility would cease to be meaningful. The only way for an act to qualify as moral is for the causal chain of action to end at some nexus of what Kane has termed “Ultimate Responsibility” (Dennett 99).




In other words, people only deserve credit for compassionate or charitable acts if they are the ones doing them, and not merely subjects involved in the serendipitous steps of a massive causal continuum. Libertarians have developed extravagant ways to pin down a stopping point in the dangerously spiraling causal chain of human action. These attempts have resulted in dualisms that try to isolate some notion of the agent self from the surrounding causal chain. The problem with this line of reasoning is that it usually requires an extremely fancy explanation that becomes increasingly improbable with every embellishment, or it necessitates a mystical resignation, a “passing of the buck” to some other problematic entity or force. Kane’s version of the theory tries to more clearly formulate an argument for indeterminacy, but in the end it still delegates the explanatory tasks to the obscure concepts of quantum chaos. This results in a story of free will that is fraught with plot holes. He attempts to ground the indeterminism of human action in the internal conflict of desire and intention that occurs when someone deliberates over a decision. This “conflict of will” results in multiple intersecting feedback loops of moral feelings, ambitions, motives, and other mental input that generates a chaotic system from which a decision to act is selected and outputted. The fact that this chaos is still deterministic chaos is something Kane recognizes, so he proposes that the actual indeterminacy is introduced via chaotic ripples emanating from the subatomic structure of reality (Dennett 105).








According to Kane, the indeterminacy of our actions (not just the deterministic randomness associated with the conflict of will) comes from the quantum noise generated within the very physical structure of our active neurons. This bona-fide indeterminacy introduces a genuine chaos into our actions and allows the system to escape the causal confines of determinism. A problem with this that Dennett identifies is that it shouldn’t matter whether a system is deterministically random or genuinely indeterministic. They both accomplish the same result and there is no significant functional difference between them. In a practical sense, an indeterministic dice roll adds nothing over a deterministically random one (because remember, we are not LaPlacian Demons). So, quantum indeterminacy is a gourmet but pointless extra ingredient in human decision-making.



Another more important problem is that Kane never adequately shows how exactly a quantum fluctuation of physical matter contributes to the indeterminacy of our actions and gives us freedom and ultimate agency. Even if this indeterminacy breaks the normal causal chain involved in a human action by stopping the regress at some flash quantum event, how can this event be considered one’s own? There’s no clear reason to assume that this moment of quantum fluctuation belongs in any meaningful sense to an Ultimately Responsible agent, just because the event occurs within the practical reasoning structure of the brain (especially considering that the brain’s practical reasoning structure was developed by deterministic processes). What Kane is missing is a solid way for this quantum event to not just occur within us, but actually belong to us in a real identity-forming sense. Kane supposes that this quantum randomness enables people to experience legitimate “self-forming actions” (SFA’s) that contribute to a person’s character and decision-making behavior. However, as Dennett argues there’s no real way to discern a legitimate SFA from an illegitimate one, which means this indeterminism theory offers no better way to verify or quantify a person’s agency (Dennett 117). Given all of this, the question remains: why should we have any reason to consider indeterministic actions more our own than deterministic ones?




“Whatever, dude. You just don’t get it.”




Like extra margarine or artificial sweetener, Kane’s sickly sweet theory is something easily done without. The indeterminism that Kane relies on to propel his theory is unnecessary and superfluous. Even if this highly unlikely amplified quantum fluctuation does add an element of indeterminacy to our self-forming actions, what difference does it make? The fact that a vital distinction cannot be found, let alone a thorough scientific explanation of the quantum physics at work does not do much to recommend the quantum indeterminacy theory.








This is especially the case given that more coherent explanations are available in the more clearly defined features of deterministic macro-events. Kane’s theory amounts to a muddy dualism. It uses a mysterious phenomenon to explain another mysterious phenomenon, and why rely on conjecture about the subatomic world we still understand so little about to explain consciousness? Using underdeveloped quantum theory to explain philosophical problems like free will and agency is precarious, because it leads to absurd conclusion-jumping. The supposed "quantum fluctuation" of Ultimate Responsibility is highly susceptible to exaggeration, because it is so glamorously newfangled. As Dennett says, something that can explain everything is in danger of being able to explain nothing. The perception or experience of human agency is a macroscopic phenomenon that can be understood in terms of deterministic processes without indulging in the extravagance of quantum indeterminacy. The theories of Dennett and Wegner help define this emerging picture of consciousness and make progress toward a more scientifically coherent view of freedom and the self.



Ladies and gentleman, it is now safe to exit the Cartesian Theater.







(Thanks for sticking around, and stay tuned for Part 2 of this article, which will be posted next Sunday.)