I hate to give FoxNews the traffic, but this is beyond ridiculous.
http://nation.foxnews.com/war-christmas/2012/12/06/seniors-outraged-over-christmas-tree-ban
Old People + White Christian Persecution Paranoia + Slow-News-Day Journalism...
It's so FoxNews-y, it's not.
The piece is part of Fox's "War on Christmas" series, which, in addition to being nominated for a "Best Legitimate Journalism Award," will also be turned into a movie (possibly a FoxNews original miniseries), narrated by Ken Burns and directed by baby-boomer artiste, Clint Eastwood.
The film will consist solely of one continuous shot: a clan of gangbangers with Obama masks on, hacking at a flame-engulfed Christmas tree with hammers and sickles while Clint Eastwood's Poem, "The Road to Greece in an Empty Chair" is read aloud by Mr. Baseball himself, Ken Burns.
How is a christmas tree a religious symbol? Oh shit, never mind, I forgot that the Muslims crucified Santa on one.
ReplyDeleteNever forget, Jim. NEVER forget....
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